Simple Truth about Men and Women II

My friend's old email...and my objective observation concerning these matters :

RELATIONSHIPS - When relationship ends, a woman cries her tear ducts dry, yaks on her gfs, writes a poem, hit the bars, raids the shops at malls and goes on a beauty make-over in a month or less. Then goes on with her life. A man only reacts from few months to a year after the break-up (albeit hitting strip joints and dating different women). This is the 3am drunken call he makes to his ex : "I hate you, you ruined my life...Uh baka pwede pa tayo?"

PHONE ATTITUDE - A man uses the phone only if he has something specific to say : " Dude, basketball tomorrow. Gym. 7pm sharp" He delivers a short telegraphic message and hangs up after 6 minutes. Or simply texted messages to his bud with less than 100 charcacters. A woman doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend. She can be with her gfs at work, gym, home or bars almost everyday...and yet call or texted these same friends for hours.

HANDWRITING/EMAILS - Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives us a headache. In emails, short message will do. Women's letters give men migraine : she uses scented, colored stationaries and colored pens. Red pens if she's pissed off or hints of breaking up. Blue if she's ecstatic. Black, if business-like. Emails : she uses a lot of smileys, fonts, and color.
Big, bold all-caps letters is a plain and simple warning of her mood :P

BODY - Women's magazines have a lot of dressed, semi-naked and naked women on their pages. While men's magazines featured only of naked women; for them, a woman's body is work of art (be made by God or revered plastic surgeons). For women, a semi-naked, well-toned man's body is okey; but a well-toned, stylishly-dressed, confident and good-looking guy is a whole lot more better.

VANITY - Men are vain. They their reflection on mirrors every chance they get. Women will check themselves out on shiny surface : mirrors, store windows, car/van windows, jalousies, tinted/clear glass doors; even in shiny and brand-new pots and casseroles.

EATING OUT - When eating out, men will each throw out large bills, to prove their buying power! No one has smaller bill and some unlucky guy would end up paying just so they can get the heck out. When women dine out, as soon as the check arrives, out comes their calculators in cellphones! Divides the bill equitably, and always do the math by checking the menus, discounts, taxes, payments and change.